Fiction ~ novel
Published September 1913 (previously published in serial form in Cornhill magazine)
Approx. 84,000 words
(First read 25/10/2014)
Thorley Weir is the story of an art patron's 'adoption' of two young geniuses, one a painter, the other a playwright, and of his attempts to win the hand in marriage of a young lady. And, or maybe or, it's the story of a young painter's adoption by an art patron, and of his love for a young lady. Then again it's the story of a young playwright's adoption by an art patron, and of his subsequent disillusionment. At the same time it's the story of a hypochondriac, his elderly nymphomaniac mother, and his virginal young daughter. Have I mentioned the pinkish donkey? ~ it's also the story of a pinkish donkey. What I'm trying to convey is that, like several other E F Benson novels, the thing lacks focus.
The art patron (Arthur Craddock) is an interesting character, as well as being not at all EFB's type ~ we're constantly reminded that he's fat, fifty-ish, very pale, with soft hands and black hair worn in a comb-over, etc. A professional art critic of long-standing, discovering untapped genius is his favourite sideline after fleecing Americans out of their bucks for British art. He's so inured to devious business-dealing that the habit has spilt over into his private life. Despite all this, he is
at heart a good egg, and certainly a shrewd, generous, and enthusiastic promoter of young talent.
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| Not that kind of painter, dummy |
The painter (Charles Lathom) is merely Benson Male Type A, the devastatingly handsome and youthful genius, so it's only natural that EFB should be most drawn to him. Unfortunately, as we all know, Benson Male Type A is only matched in dullness by Benson Female Type A: the impossibly sweet and virginal young gel.
The love interest (Joyce Wroughton) is Benson Female Type A.
Joyce's dad (Philip W) is the perfect Bensonian hypochondriac: petty, mean-spirited, niggardly, self-obsessed, querulous, etc. He's also very funny.
Philip's mum (for some reason called Lady Crowborough) is another in EFB's long line of 'spunky' old dames, don't ya know, much given to talking in what passed for slang in the 1860s, and to flirting with chaps a quarter her age. She isn't very funny.
The pinkish donkey [see below under Quotables] is part of the hired help when Arthur, Philip, Joyce and Lady C are having a totally unnecessary holiday in Egypt about halfway through the proceedings.
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| "That's not really 'ugly', is it, Ewie?" |
Who does that leave? Ah yes! ~ the most interesting character in the book. Frank Armstrong, the playwright, is so rara an avis in the works of E F Benson that he doesn't even have a Type. That other struggling young dramatist Rex Whatsisname (of Rex fame) is a mere shadow next to Frank, a petulant-brattish scribbler. Frank is ~ believe it or not ~ an Angry Young Man, forty years before his time. Not only is he ugly on the outside¹, he's a seething mass of violent mood swings, careering through life with a massive chip on each shoulder, believing that the world owes him a living, that his patron, despite launching his career very nicely indeed thankyou, is the embodiment of evil, etc. Ah if only Benson had written Frank rather than the dreary Rex!
The plot goes like this: Arthur realizes he's getting on and lonely so falls in love with Joyce; at the same time she falls in love with Charles, Arthur's new protégé, and he with her; Arthur tries to put her off him but fails; Charles and Frank become good pals, then discover the 'truth' about Arthur, that he's attempted to blacken Charles' name so as to win Joyce's hand, and that he's been exploiting them ~ a bit; Charles forgives him; Frank doesn't; The Happy End.
If you're planning on reading Thorley Weir², prepare yourself for a long leisurely read in which virtually nothing happens and what does happen is blown out of all proportion.
Needless to say, I quite enjoyed it! ~ I've made it sound a lot worse than it is.
It's available online here.
¹ His ugliness, as Fred never tires of telling us, seems largely to consist of his having a big black beard.
² I should probably add that the actual weir in the novel might as well not be there: it doesn't drown or even almost drown anyone.
QUOTABLES
EFB goes into homoerotic overdrive describing Charles' portrait of his brother Reggie diving into the river:
[…] his face and the side of his body seen almost in profile
were brilliantly illuminated by the glint from the shining pool below
him. But underneath these surface lights there had to be indicated
the building and interlacement of the firm muscles and supple sinews
of his body.
Arthur Craddock commits the sin of Not Being Young:
It was not until he had walked as far as Hyde Park Corner that he
knew he was waging a war instead of merely conducting a child's
education. He was at war, he with his obese person and half-century
of years, with the generation that had sprung up after him, and was
now realising the zenith of its youthful vigour. Already it trod on
his heels, already he seemed to hear in his ears its intolerable
laughter at his portly progress, and his first acute attack of
middle-age stabbed him like the lumbago from which he occasionally
suffered.
A telling image of Charles:
To-day
he had no touch of [guilt
or anxiety]: he felt entirely untrammelled: his soul stood nude and
unimpeded, like some beautiful runner or wrestler. There was nothing
to hinder its leap and swiftness.
On holiday in Egypt the rather prissy Craddock and the rather prissy
Philip are selecting their donkeys for a trip into the desert ~ this is the comic highlight of the book:
[Craddock]
highly approved Philip's penchant for the pinkish donkey, and
selected for himself a small one that resembled in some essential
manner a depressed and disappointed widow. His large legs almost
touched the ground on either side of it, he could almost have
progressed in the manner of the ancient velocipede.
Craddock on Philip Wroughton [same scene as previous quote]:
Till he heard this rapid staccato speech, Craddock felt he had
never really known what egotism meant. Here it was in excelsis:
almost grand and awe-compelling in this gigantic and inspired
exhibition of it … crowning it “Do not leave my donkey,
Mohammed.”
Charles and Joyce wax 'philosophical':
She was silent a moment.
“In a way an injury done to oneself is easier to forgive than an
injury done to somebody else.”
Charles rudely interrupted.
“Painfully noble sentiment?” he enquired.
“Yes; perhaps it was. Let us be careful: we might die in the
night if we became more edifying.”
Quite.
THE CRITICS
Mr Benson at his
cheeriest. An excellent novel.
~The Times,
quoted in a newspaper ad of 19/09/1913. (I suspect this reviewer hadn't read the whole novel: it's certainly not my idea of 'cheery'.)
This is very good.
Written in a light and cheerful vein, in a spirit of delightful
comedy.
~Daily Chronicle,
quoted in a newspaper ad of 19/09/1913. (Ditto)
The best book he has
published for years.
~Daily News,
quoted in a newspaper ad of 19/09/1913
Those who want the
safely pleasant should put down Mr E. F. Benson's new novel, Thorley
Weir. It is very like the other Benson books, but quite without
the uncomfortable attempts to deal with big problems that has spoiled
the later ones. The heroine is a dear, and there is an even dearer
old lady, nominally eighty, but essentially about eighteen ~ a Mrs
Wroughton.
~Derby Daily
Telegraph, 20/09/1913
Mr E. F. Benson in
Thorley Weir has added another success to his list of fine
novels. No one else gives us quite the same sort or the same quality
of books. They abound with gaiety, and they are full of delightful
people. There is always a fascinating romance, and as a rule
charming dissertations on music and painting. His subjects vary
much, and he never can be charged with monotony, yet his novels are
all of the Society type, and his characters always include one
delightful, inconsequential old lady, who is thoroughly welcome once
again in Thorley Weir. As a writer, too, Mr Benson is by no
means always equal. Indeed, he can at time be very thin, but Thorley
Weir belongs to the best of his works.
'Thorley Weir' is
the name of the house in which the heroine, Joyce Wroughton, and her
father live, and into the district there come on holiday Charles
Lathom and his brother, Reggie. The former is a painter of very
considerable promise. While visiting the Wroughtons, the villain of
the book, Mr Craddock, a connoisseur in art and the drama, sees
Charles's work, and, acting as a 'middleman', purchases his pictures,
and makes a business agreement with him, very much to his own
advantage. The same thing happens to Frank Armstrong, an unknown but
talented dramatist. Charles Lathom and Craddock are both in love
with Joyce, but Craddock does not scruple about disparaging his rival
to Mr Wroughton, so that the door of Thorley Weir may be closed to
him. Here, however, comes in Mrs Wroughton, Mr Benson's favourite
type of elderly lady referred to. She helps to disentangle the
situation, and the end is interesting. The book is fresh and bright,
and written with all the peculiar charm which the author can infuse
into his novels.
~The Aberdeen
Daily Journal, 22/09/1913
Now that Mr. A. C.
Benson has found his power as a novelist, it is open to Mr. E. F.
Benson to step into his place, and betake himself to a gentle
philosophy. It might be a good experiment. Mr. Benson has changed
much as a writer of late years: his novels are no longer of the
school of Dodo. We are far less concerned with what Mr.
Benson's puppets do, or even with what they think; we look rather for
his view of this world of ours, for his opinion of men and women, for
his knowledge of art and music and the drama—in short, for his
gentle philosophy of life. Thorley Weir is good; it shows no
sign of that exhaustion and exaggeration which are the danger of the
prolific novelist; it has a good central plot woven round the
super-dealer in the arts, the trafficker in men's brains, who meets
his final defeat at the hands of the young dramatist and the young
artist; it has a pleasant, out-of-door, early-morning setting of the
river and loose-strife and kingfishers; it has some charming pieces
of writing, and it has several of Mr. Benson's early friends, and
ours, thinly disguised under new names. Here is Lady Sunningdale as
Mrs. Wroughton, and Hugh Grainger has given up his music and taken to
art; here is Bensonian dialogue and freshness and freedom. The book
has its faults, of course. Mr. Benson must beware of exaggeration in
his drawing of character, for Philip Wroughton's neurotic tempers are
on the edge of farce, and the atmosphere of farce is by far too
coarse and heavy for Mr. Benson's spirit of pure comedy; we wonder
why such a word as "eyne" should find a place in his
vocabulary; and we grow almost a little weary over the repeated
transports of the young artist. But, when all is said, it is Mr.
Benson, and Mr. Benson at his best, which is good enough for the most
blasé reader of novels.
~The Spectator,
04/10/1913
A novel kind of a
villain is the 'middleman' in this story. He is a connoisseur in art
and also knows a lot about the stage. So when he finds a struggling
young artist or play-writer of genius, he pets him, buys his first
work, and then exacts an option-contract by which he gets future good
work at a trifling price. He buys masterpieces, too, from friends
after he has bargained to resell them to rich collectors at an
enormous profit. All 'within the law,' but mean and tricky. The novel
has a delightful old lady and a pretty love story. It is not Mr.
Benson's best book, but it reads easily and is amusing.
~The Outlook
(US), 01/11/1913
With pleased marvel
at the freshness of a pen which has to its credit twenty-eight
successful novels, I have been reading Thorley Weir, Mr
Benson's latest. In his father's house were many Bensons, four being
regular and prolific contributors to the literature of the day. The
author of Thorley Weir is E. F. Benson, who, some years ago,
captured the attention of the town by the publication of Dodo,
a novel which the lady whom the public insisted had served as
lay-figure for the heroine* once told me she had never read. The
scene of his new story shifting to Egypt, the glow and colour of
which flood his pages, Mr Benson writes how the lover of the charming
Joyce told her of Sen-mut, the architect of Deir-al-Bahari, to whom
the queen showed all her heart, and entrusted with the secrets of her
will, and how Thothmes, on his mother's death, erased from the
inscriptions all mention of the low-born fellow. [the writer then
wanders off onto a different subject and never comes back to this
one]
~'Our
correspondent' in the 'London Letter' column of Gloucester
Journal, 28/02/1914 [from BNA]. * i.e. Margot Asquith, née
Tennant (1864-1945).
The title of Mr.
Benson's new book is not descriptive, for, as usual, he is concerned
with the development of one character, the presentation of a certain
type of man who, this time, is embodied in a middle-aged, stout, and
not overattractive Arthur Craddock. Craddock possesses discriminating
taste and judgment, seeming to know by instinct the best in
literature, music, and art, and particularly what would be
commercially available. He utilizes this power to bind to himself the
young artist who
has not yet 'arrived,' and so makes for himself a fortune and
reputation. When he decides to win Joyce Wroughton, however, his
methods become involved and his means questionable. Two of Craddock's
victims hasten the catastrophe that finally reveals his underhand
methods and duplicity. He overreaches himself, and Joyce, in spite of
Craddock and his contracts, is allowed to be happy with the young
artist Charles.The strength of the story lies in its clear and subtle
analysis of the different characters, whose development presents to
us many interesting and exciting episodes.
~The Literary
Digest, 21/03/1914
Thorley Weir
(1913) is a simple romance and nothing more. No titled ladies, no
society chatter, no supernatural goings-on: it is the story of an
artist who finds fame, and of the girl he loves, restored to him
after a series of understandings.
~Geoffrey
Palmer and Noel Lloyd in E. F. Benson As He Was,
1988
